- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- YOU TWO ARE REAL LUCKY TO LEARN ABOUT FISHIN'
FROM AN OLD PRO LIKE ME.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A FISHERMAN, GRANDPA.
- OH, SURE. I'VE REELED IN A TON OF FISH IN MY TIME.
- THE ONLY THING HE'S EVER REELED IN IS A YO-YO.
- HA HA HA!
- I HEARD THAT, GRANDMA.
- SORRY, DEAR. JUST MAKING A LITTLE JOKE.
- I WONDER WHERE HEATHCLIFF IS.
- AH, BUT IT'S AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS FROM THE SOUTH.
- HEY, BUZZ OFF, BIG MOUTH!
- ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE A RATHER BIG MOUTH, DON'T I?
- HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON...
HERE?!
- AAAH!
OH, NO!
LET ME OUTTA HERE, YA DUMB BIRD!
- KITTY BOMBS AWAY!
- HUH? I'LL GET YOU, BIRD!
- THE NAME IS FINNEGAN, LADDIE, FINNEGAN.
- AAAAH!
[BABBLING]
- OH, THERE YOU ARE!
WE ALMOST LEFT WITHOUT YA.
- I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SHOW ALL OF YOU
HOW A REAL FISHERMAN CATCHES FISH.
- GULP!
- BOY! HE SURE CAN FISH!
- [GRUMBLING]
- I'VE GOT ONE! I'VE GOT ONE!
- HUH.
- YIPPEE!
- I GOT ONE, TOO!
- HMM.
- HEY!
HUH?
[TWANG TWANG]
- GOT IT.
OOPS!
[MUTTERING]
- HOW ARE YA DOIN', GRANDPA? CATCH ANYTHING?
- UH, WELL, UH, HAD A BIG ONE FOR A WHILE,
BUT IT MUST HAVE GOT AWAY.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
YOU'RE STILL A GREAT FISHERMAN.
- WELL, WHAT DO YA SAY
WE TAKE A BREAK FROM FISHIN' FOR A WHILE
AND HEAD ON OVER TO THAT LITTLE ISLAND
FOR A PICNIC LUNCH?
- GREAT IDEA, GRANDPA!
THIS FISHIN' IS HUNGRY WORK.
- [SNORING AND EATING]
- LET'S SEE, NOW.
WE HAVE CHICKEN AND BISCUITS AND APPLE JUICE, BROWNIES...
- BOY, I MUST BE PUTTING ON WEIGHT.
- HEY, GRANDPA, HAVE YOU SEEN HEATHCLIFF?
- NO, BUT I'M SURE HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
- ARRGH. IS EVERYTHING READY?
- YES, RUNNING WHISKERS.
- HAR! THEN PROCEED WITH THE PLAN.
HAR HAR!
- [GASPING]
- HEATHCLIFF! - LET US OUT! - HELP!
- [ALL YELLING]
- NO!
- WHO'S THERE?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!
- LET US OUT OF HERE!
- OH, DEAR!
- HEATHCLIFF! WHERE ARE YOU?!
- HEATHCLIFF, INDEED! WHERE ARE YA?
AH, THERE HE IS.
- [SNORING]
- HEATHCLIFF! HEATHCLIFF, WAKE UP, LADDIE!
- AH, NOT YOU AGAIN!
- HEATHCLIFF, MY BOY,
YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AND HAULED AWAY
BY A TRIBE OF SAVAGE CATS.
- CUT IT OUT, FINNEGAN!
- IT'S THE TRUTH, LAD. PELICAN'S HONOR.
- PELICAN'S HONOR?! WHERE DID THEY TAKE THEM?
- INTO THE JUNGLE, LAD. WE'D BEST BE ON OUR WAY.
- OK, TURTLE. LET'S GET GOIN'!
MOVE IT, TURTLE. MOVE IT!
- I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M A TURTLE, AND THIS ISHOW I MOVE IT.
- DID YA EVER HEAR OF TURTLE SOUP?
LET'S GET GOIN'. MOVE IT, TURTLE!
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.
- YYYIIIIEEEAAAGH!
- HUH?
- [CATS MEOWING]
- WHAT'S HAPPENING, GRANDPA?
- I DON'T KNOW, IGGY, BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
I'LL GET US OUT OF THIS.
- I HOPE HE'S BETTER AT GETTIN' US OUTTA HERE
THAN HE IS AT CATCHIN' FISH.
- I SAY THESE STRANGE CREATURES ARE SPIES
FOR AN INVADING TRIBE.
AND WE SHOULD DEAL WITH THEM
THE WAY WE ALWAYS DEAL WITH SPIES.
- YEAH! - YEAH! - YEAH!
- SPIES?! LET'S GET 'EM!
- RUNNING WHISKERS IS RIGHT! DOWN WITH THE SPIES!
- YEAH! - YEAH! - YEAH!
- [TARZAN YELL]
- [EXCITED MURMURING]
- AHEM, AHEM.
I, CHIEF WHAT'S-FOR-DINNER,
RULER OF THE MEOW-MEOWS,
WELCOME THE GREAT ONE, WHOM THE LEGENDS FORETOLD.
- YAY! - YAY! - YAY!
- SPEAK TO US, O GREAT ONE.
- SO TELL ME, CHIEF WHAT'S-FOR-DINNER,
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
- YAY! - YAY! - YAY!
- THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN!
- YA CAN'T BLAME 'EM FOR LOVIN' ME.
- AND NOW, AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD,
THE GREAT ONE WILL MARRY THE FAIREST MAIDEN
OF THE MEOW-MEOW TRIBE.
- ALL RIGHT! THIS IS THE LIFE.
- AND THE FAIREST MAIDEN IS--
[CHUCKLES] OF COURSE--
MY OLDEST DAUGHTER, PRINCESS SNACK-A-LOT.
- YECH!
- HUH? - HUH? - HUH?
- YOU SPOKE, O GREAT ONE?
- YEAH, I SPOKE, AND I SAID "YECH!"
- YECH?
- YOU GOT IT.
NO WAY AM I GONNA MARRY THAT TUB OF LARD.
- [GASPING]
- IF HE WON'T MARRY PRINCESS SNACK-A-LOT,
HE'S AN IMPOSTOR! A FAKE!
- IMPOSTOR! FAKE!
- FAKE! - FAKE! - FAKE!
- UH-OH.
- HEATHCLIFF!
- PILOT TO BOMBER. PILOT TO BOMBER.
WE HAVE A TARGET IN SIGHT.
- [YELLING]
- BOMBER TO PILOT. WE ARE OVER THE TARGET.
BOMBS AWAY.
HEH HEH HEH! PILOT TO CREW.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
LET'S TAKE HER HOME.
- WHOA-OOH-OOH!
- EVERYONE IN THE BOAT!
HURRY!
- WHOA! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
- I TOLD YA I'D GET US OUTTA THERE.
- I WONDER WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WERE.
- I NEVER SAW THEM, BUT THEY ACTED JUST LIKE ANIMALS.
- WELL, LADDIE, IT LOOKS AS IF
YOU'RE NO LONGER "O GREAT ONE."
- HEH HEH HEH! YOU WANNA BET?
HEH HEH HEH!
- HERE, SIRE. THANK YOU, SIRE. WHATEVER YOU WISH, SIR.
- HEY, WATCH THIS SLICK KICK.
- [CHEERING]
- OOF!
- WELL, THERE GOES THE THEORY
THAT CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.
- THOSE FELLOWS ARE A DISGRACE TO CATS EVERYWHERE.
THE TIME HAS COME TO EXPEL THOSE RUFFIANS FROM OUR PARK.
PLEASE, GENTLEMEN,
YOU'RE SPOILING MY CONCENTRATION.
OOOH...
THAT DOES IT.
THIS MEANS WAR!
YOU'RE VIOLATING OUR AGREEMENT.
NOTHING OF YOURS CROSSES THE LINE.
- NOW, HOLD ON!
- I MUST INSIST YOU CHAPS VACATE THE PARK,
OR WE WILL EXPEL YOU BY FORCE IF NECESSARY.
- [LAUGHING]
- OK, BOYS, LET'S SHOW THESE SNOBS WHAT WE CAN DO.
- HYAAAAH!
- [GIGGLES] HA HA HA!
- WE'RE BAD, AND WE'RE MAD.
- [LAUGHING]
[FWEEEET]
- LANCE, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU AND ME HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
- I WONDER WHERE OUR BOSS CAT IS AT.
- [YAWNS]
- WHOA! - [GROANING]
- WILL YOU GUYS STOP LOOKING LIKE A SANDWICH
AND GET OVER HERE?
- WHAT TOOK SO LONG?
- NEGOTIATIONS.
IF WE WIN AN IRON CAT TAG TEAM COMPETITION AGAINST THE SNOBS,
THE PARK IS OURS.
- DUH, YOU MEAN, LIKE A RACE? WOW!
- THIS IS...
- ONE RACE THOSE SNOBS AIN'T LIKELY TO FORGET.
ALL RIGHT!
- WE'LL PUNCH 'EM AND CRUNCH 'EM.
- [SNIFFING]
DUH, WHAT'S THIS?
- SNEEZING POWDER.
USED CORRECTLY,
YOUR OPPONENT WILL BE SNEEZING FOR DAYS.
AH-CHOO!
- WHAT WE WILL DO IS SHOW THOSE SNOBS A THING OR TWO.
- WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE REST OF THE STUFF.
IF WE'RE GONNA CHEAT, WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT.
- WE GOTTA RACE FAIR AND SQUARE.
OUR REPUTATION DEPENDS ON IT.
- YOU NUTS OR SOMETHIN'?!
HOW WE GONNA WIN?
- HARD WORK, DISCIPLINE, AND CONCENTRATION.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
- I'LL WAGER THEY'LL CHEAT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
THERE'S NOT AN HONEST BONE IN THEIR BODIES.
OUR ONLY CHANCE OF WINNING IS TO BE TWICE AS TRICKY AND CONNIVING.
"CHAPTER ONE--HOW TO CHEAT.
STEP NUMBER ONE--BE FAMILIAR WITH YOUR TERRAIN."
GLUB, GLUB, GLUB, GLUB, GLUB.
"STEP NUMBER 2--
BE PREPARED FOR THE UNEXPECTED."
[THUNDER]
WHOOAAAHHHH!
- [SNICKERING]
WHOOOOAAAHH!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
OOF!
- ♪ BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY ♪
- OOHH!
[GROANING]
- OK, GUYS. LET'S GET IN SHAPE.
1, 2, 3.
- [GROANING]
- 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
- [GROANING]
- YEOW!
- [GROANING]
- [SNORING]
- TIME FOR ICE CREAM.
I CAN HARDLY WAIT.
- HEH HEH HEH. - HEH HEH HEH.
- ♪ WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM ♪
♪ DO DEE DEE DO-DO DEE-DUM ♪
HUH?
WOW.
THIS MUST BE MAGIC.
A WHOLE ICE CREAM CART FOR ME.
NOW, THIS KINDA EXERCISE, I CAN REALLY GET INTO.
- HEH HEH HEH... - HEH HEH HEH...
- [CHEERING]
- WHERE IS MUNGO?
- YIKES!
[SLOSHING]
IT'S A MONSTER!
- IT'S AN ELEPHANT.
- IT'S--
- OOOHH! - OOOHH! - OOOHH!
- LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN EXERCISING...
HIS APPETITE!
- IT'S TOO LATE TO WORRY ABOUT IT NOW.
WORDSWORTH, YOU START ON BICYCLE.
MUNGO NEXT ON SKATES.
HECTOR DOES THE RUN, AND I'LL FINISH UP SWIMMING.
LET'S GO!
- [CHEERING]
- YIIIIKES!
OOOOHH!
- HEY, WHAT A LAUGH; A FAB PHOTOGRAPH.
CHEESE!
YEOW!
WHAAAA!
[SQUAWKING]
YAAAHH-AH-AH-AH-AH!
- OH, NO! A BUSH ATE WORDSWORTH!
- FORGET THE BUSH AND MUSH!
GO MUNGO!
- YEEEOOOW! - YEEEOOOW!
BRAWK!
- WHOA-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!
WHHOOOOAAA!
OH, NOOOO!
MOMMY!
WHHOOOOAAA!
[SQUAWKING]
TWEET, TWEET, TWEET.
EEK!
DUH, HELLO.
- OOF!
NICE TAG.
- I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY!
- WHOA! YI-YI-YI-YI-YIKES!
AS WORDSWORTH WOULD SAY,
LET THE BEES SNEEZE.
[SNEEZING]
HURRY!
- COME ON, RIFF RAFF! FLOAT LIKE A BOAT!
- NOBODY SWIMS THAT FAST, NOT EVEN A FISH.
- [CHEERING]
- OH, NO!
- YEOW!
- [CHEERING]
- RUN!
- WHOA!
- HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!
- [CHEERING]
- OK, GUYS, LET'S ALL SHAKE PAWS.
- ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU INSIST.
- ICING ON THE CAKE!
- YEOW! - YEOW! - YEOW!
- [LAUGHING]
- WHY CHEAT WHEN YOU CAN'T BE BEAT?
- 'CAUSE THERE'S NO CONTEST WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU